Monday 29 November 2010

Hot This Season: Over-The-Knee Boots

As the temperatures dip, the boot lengths get higher. This Fall, the one item you must pick up is the over-the-knee boot. Dabbling in a comeback last Winter, they're thirsty for even more time in the limelight and are now back in full force. Unlike the thigh-high boot, which makes a serious statement and can be intimidating to wear, over-the-knee boots are sexy but still adaptable to any outfit, even just your skinny jeans and a sweater. Celebs everywhere are being spotted in this hot trend, including tween starlet Ashley Tisdale and everybody's favorite reality star, Kim Kardashian.

Filming her new reality show in Tribeca, New York, Kim spared no expense when it came to glamour. A wide-brimmed floppy hat, fur coat, and these over-the-knee boots courtesy of Brian Attwood were the benchmark of lavish opulence.

An exterior of luxurious suede calfskin, these stand at a full height of approximately 23 inches. The special detail is in the metal chain on the back of the boots that start at the thigh and run all the way down to the tip of the stiletto heel. Meant to give a formfitting look, these boots will be your second skin, and will make your legs look like they go from here to the West coast with a generous 5½ inch heel and 1½ platform.

Though Kim Kardashian's boots are, well, in a Kim Kardashian kind of price range at $2,900 at Neiman Marcus, over-the-knee boots are flooding the shops at prices that you can manage. If you're simply dying to have a pair like Kim's, a good look-alike is this pair by GUESS at Endless.com.

Stripper Heels Hot or Not?

You would think that a celebrity who rakes in millions a year would steer away from stripper shoes, but nooo. Surprisingly, the celebrity I'm referring to isn’t Lady Gaga, who actually prefers strange heel-less contraptions that only she and trapeze artists can balance in.

During a trip to London, Beyonce was photographed sporting a pair of Lucite fishbowl heels. You know the kind - spiky 8 inch heels and massive Lucite platforms. The kind of shoe that screams "Tip me!" The incredible thing is, unlike Taylor Momsen who once admitted during an interview that she gets her stripper heels from actual stripper stores, Beyonce's plastic-fantastic footwear was made by Fendi.

Helen Mirren has also stated in an interview that she loves platform heels and used to buy hers from stripper shops because, back then, they were the only places she could get them. Taylor Momsen is evidently a sensible stripper shoe shopper (alliteration is always fun) as, instead of shelling out big bucks for designer stripper heels, she's getting them from actual stripper shops like Helen Mirren used to.

Taylor Momsen, pictured, impudently toeing the line between "sexy" and "illegal in most states" in jar tip stripper heels. Her shoes feature a plastic platform emblazoned with the word "Tips" n using glow-in-the-dark paint. There is also a convenient slot for bills and change.


Far be it for me to judge another woman's taste in shoes, I have to say that I'm more or less unaffected by the stripper heel craze, despite the fact that Fendi, DSquared2, and Prada's valiant efforts at making the stripper heel classy and elegant. Prada took the humble stripper shoe and tried to convert it into something a non-exotic dancer would allow herself to be seen in. No towering Lucite platforms for Prada: Lucite straps, embellishments, and slim transparent heels actually make their shoes wearable out of a bedroom or brothel setting.

The trick to wearing stripper heels, it seems, is to avoid wearing them with a flashy, revealing outfit. The heels are sexy and outrageous enough on their own; no need to call in the artillery with low-cut mesh tops and denim hot pants. It might also be wise to avoid going into strip clubs or the X-rated section of your local video rental store wearing stripper heels, unless you want to attract a lot of attention. With towering transparent platforms and 6 to 8 inch heels, attention is something you'll definitely get.

Saturday 27 November 2010

Vivienne Westwood's Iconic Shoes

You have to love Vivienne Westwood. Excuse me, I meant Dame Vivienne Westwood, as she was made a dame in 2006 by the Prince of Wales in classic Vivienne fashion (she accepted the honour wearing no underwear and sporting a pair of silver horns).

Anti-establishment, imaginative, innovative, a little crazy - Vivienne Westwood is a fashion force to be reckoned with.

In an age where there's so little fun in fashion, Vivienne Westwood manages to come up with crazy designs such as winged platforms and foot-shaped shoes. And the surprising thing is, people love them. Or maybe it's not so surprising, seeing as our collective thirst for a little uniqueness, a little avant-garde, has led to the birth and subsequent popularity of Lady Gaga and other acts that capitalize on their outrageousness.

Dame Vivienne Westwood was a former punk rocker who made her start in the fashion world as the designer and part-owner of a punk clothing boutique on King's Road. Initially called Let It Rock, then changed to Sex, then changed once again to Too Fast To Live Too Young To Die, one more time to Seditionaries, and finally, World's End, the boutique sold bondage-inspired clothing of Westwood's own design. The one-time schoolteacher's designs were then primarily influenced by punk, and she helped turn the humble safety pin into a must-have fashion accessory for punks, bikers, and members of other sub-cultures.

You can still see the punk influence in Westwood's designs today, in their utter disregard for convention. You would think that her shoe creations are too quirky to be wearable, but celebrities are frequently spotted wearing them. Kate Moss and Sienna Miller are just two of the celebrities who love Vivienne Westwood pirate boots.

At £350.00, Vivienne Westwood pirate boots are not cheap. However, you could argue that what you're paying for isn't just a pair of shoes, but a wearable work of art. Her pirate boots, with grey suede uppers and 100 percent leather soles, are the most popular shoe style that Vivienne Westwood has yet produced.

Vivienne Westwood's shoes run the gamut from whimsical to biker-tough to quirky or a combination of all three. Case in point, her black Anglomania Wing II rocking horse shoes, made of PVC, and features ankle straps adorned with outstretched angel wings. The result: equal parts whimsy and gothic sex appeal.

Thursday 25 November 2010

Hasbeens Try To Make The Transition Into Fall

The Swedish Hasbeens were one of the fondest memories of summer, kind of like that weekend at the beach house. Trendy and yet a clog no less, the biggest names in fashion were snapped wearing these wooden-soled wonders.

With a thick, stable high heel, they were the “Uggs of summer,” for being so super comfortable during a season where our shoes usually pinch, blister, and make our poor feet generally ache.

Now that the colder season has arrived, we can't be showing off our toes anymore, but that doesn't mean that the Hasbeens are content to sit at the back of your closet! Hoping to ease into Fall, they have introduced their knee-high boots made of natural leather. The same thick wooden heel that made them famous is still there (in the “super high” format of 3.5 inches), but the look is generally just a regular clog in boot form.

They would otherwise be a total yawn if not for their fun color selection. There's black and brown for conventional types, but those who want to try something fun can choose mustard, turquoise, black and white stripes, or the very Life Savers candy-esque rainbow stripes.

Not quite sure how well they'll fare in the autumn boot market, which is already saturated with much better looking options. What are your thoughts? Loving the look, or are these hasbeens a neverwas?

Wednesday 24 November 2010

Azzedine Alaia and the Women Who Love Him… And His Shoes

Azzedine Alaia is a Tunisian designer who shot to fame in the '80s for his clinging, skintight dresses before fading into relative obscurity in the '90s (except for a brief mention of his name in the Alicia Silverstone teen flick Clueless). In 2000, he resurfaced and signed a contract with the House of Prada, and although he's been able to buy back his brand name, his shoes are still produced through the fashion monolith.

Although Alaia became famous in the '80s for his sexy dresses, it's safe to say that Alaia is currently better known for his fierce footwear designs. Alaia got an ounce of extra fame when a photo of Lindsay Lohan in a pair of his sexy gladiator boots surfaced in magazines and on the Net. Some people thought the boots were a horrendous crime against fashion, while some argued that the gladiator boots were smoking hot and a good way to wear boots even in summer. Everyone agreed that the boots would have looked better if Lindsay's little toe wasn't sticking out of one of the cutout holes.


Recently, Alaia got even more publicity when First Lady Michelle Obama wore a dress of his design at a NATO dinner (I have no idea what shoes she was wearing, though). Michelle Obama, judging by the number of times she's been photographed wearing Alaia designs, is a huge fan.

Alaia's shoes usually look like they belong on the feet of a vampy supermodel with legs that go on for miles.


Other celebrities have been seen out and about in Azzedine Alaia shoes. Sandra Bullock, Claudia Schiffer, Leighton Meester, Hilary Duff, Rebecca Romjin, and Zoe Saldana are just a few of the celebs that have been seen rocking Azzedine Alaia heels, boots and booties. Azzedine Alaia's shoes are downright covetable, and the only downside is the extremely steep price tag. A pair of Azzedine Alaia cutout booties will set you back around $2000. Definitely not chump change by most people's standards.

Since it's probably going to be a while before I get rich enough to be able to afford authentic Alaia heels, I'll settle for cheap but chic alternatives. But if you want Alaia shoes and you can afford them, go ahead. Alaia shoes are works of art in their own right, and will probably end up becoming classics.

Tuesday 23 November 2010

Celebrities and Crocs

Nearly everybody I know hates Crocs, and to be completely honest, I find them to be quite ugly myself. I admit that I own a pair, but I only bought them when our yard got flooded because of a broken water main and I had to wade through mud every time I left the house. I haven't worn them since. Comfortable shmortable: my feet are plenty comfortable in a nice pair of brogues. No need to wear anything as hideous as Crocs just to give my feet a break.

Neon-colored foam affairs that look like a cross between a clog and a perforated chair back, Crocs are almost (read: almost) universally hated, despite the fact that they're comfortable and inexpensive.

Crocs have been banned in some hospitals for safety reasons, and Japan had once ordered Crocs, Inc. to redesign their shoes when numerous incidents of children having Crocs-related accidents on escalators surfaced. Some medical reports have suggested that wearing Crocs all the time can cause fallen arches and that the comfort of the soft foam resin used in Crocs does not equate adequate foot and leg support. Crocs aren't green: the foam resin used in Crocs is non-biodegradable and will end up lying in landfills for hundreds of years, although it is true that Crocs has a recycling program wherein old, donated Crocs are turned into new Crocs made of 20% recycled material. But what happens when even the most die-hard Crocs fan doesn't want to wear Crocs anymore? Apparently, all this isn't enough for Crocs to be erased from existence. Today, there are so many different styles and colors of Crocs that it's mind-boggling. Who are wearing these hideous, hideous shoes?

The answer: celebrities. 

Heaven knows why. Even Rihanna, who usually never appears unfashionable in public, has been spotted wearing a pair of gray Crocs to match her sleek black slacks. 

The only explanation I could think of to explain this horrendous fashion faux pas is that Rihanna's other shoes must have all been stolen by a crazed shoe thief, who was kind (or mean-spirited) enough to leave her a pair of Crocs so she wouldn't have to go barefoot!

Saturday 20 November 2010

Classic Comfort meets Innovation: Keds for Opening Ceremony Sneakers

Opening Ceremony, a company that's known for its unique business philosophy of collaborative design, has teamed up with Keds to create a line of shoes that take inspiration from various cultures unique to a specific country. To date, OC has released four Keds collections: two for Britain, one for the US, and one for France.

Opening Ceremony and Keds: a match made in heaven or a match destined for a quickie divorce? Although there wasn't a lot of hype over the release of the Keds for Opening Ceremony line of shoes because it was overshadowed by other, glitzier Opening Ceremony collabs, these sneakers definitely have staying power and the potential to be shoe closet staples.

According to Opening Ceremony's creative director Humberto Leon, the first thing he and his team thought about at before embarking on the Keds and OC sneakers collaboration was the fabric they were going to use. The first Keds for Opening Ceremony collection is inspired by classic Americana, and the fabrics used were mainly denim and chambray. The sneakers are in primary colors, with shoelaces with a decidedly nautical feel. These Keds for OC sneakers are equally perfect with designer jeans or faded Levi's.

These unisex sneakers in unapologetically patriotic hues are All-American and oh-so-cute. These would look perfect with a short, floaty summer dress for Fourth of July picnics.


Next up, Britain-inspired Keds! Keds for OC has two collections that take inspiration from British punk culture, circa 1970s. The sneaker style used for the Keds for OC Tribute to London collection was the classic Keds Champion shoe. This collection features the Keds Champion sneakers done up in three wild animal prints: zebra, cheetah, and leopard. Instead of canvas, the shoe's are crafted from real pony hair, giving the print a unique texture and making these sneaks rocking enough to wear to wear on a night out on the town. Needless to say, these aren't the comfy yet humdrum Keds you would normally wear to buy groceries.

The second British-punk inspired collection takes inspiration from '70s-era neon-colored punk hairstyles. The sneakers come neon shades bright enough to stop traffic. The shoe style used for this line-up is the old stand-by, classic low-top Pro-Keds. The sneakers are available in three eye-blistering colors – neon royal pink, neon royal yellow, and neon royal orange.

The third collection (my favorite one) is inspired by France, and makes use of "toile de jouy" prints and embroidery. Yes, that's right: embroidery. Artist Richard Saja, who's been putting his own twist on classic toile prints for several years now, is in charge of the fabric design on the Keds for OC French edition sneakers, and they have him embroidering designs for use in the French edition of Keds for OC (the sneakers also come in printed embroidery). Richard Saja has a whimsical sense of humor, as is evident in his creations for Keds for OC. He likes inserting random doodles into the toile print, such as placing colorful cartoon monsters in the middle of idyllic pastoral scenes or putting bunny ears on a French matron's head. The end result is kind of like what would happen if an imaginative child took a marker to Granny's toile print wallpaper, with surprisingly pleasant results.


The Keds for Opening Ceremony selection is my favorite Opening Ceremony collaboration to date, with Betsey Johnson Archives curated by Opening Ceremony a close second. Keds and Opening Ceremony certainly did a bang-up job on these fantastic kicks. I can't wait for the next collections, inspired by other countries and other cultures, to arrive and rock my socks off!




Many celebrities have been pictured wearing Keds, including Kristen Stewart.

Friday 19 November 2010

Say Goodbye to Uncomfortable Rubber Flip-flops and Hello to Gurkee's Rope Sandals

I've never been a fan of rubber flip-flops. They don't really feel all that comfortable, when I walk they keep slapping against my heels with an irritating thwacking sound, and the designs used on flip-flops are too loud and colorful, and not in a good, Vivienne Westwood- Betsey Johnson kind of way. 

I found these amazing sandals through Opening Ceremony, and they seem to be a great alternative to flip-flops. According to the Gurkee's Sandals website, Gurkee's rope sandals are made from rope spun from carpet fiber which is then heat-welded. The result: incredibly comfortable and sturdy sandals. Every step feels like you're walking on carpet! As an added plus, they're available in a ton of colors and styles. I particularly like the Neptune rope sandals in white. The ropes are twisted together, giving the sandals a nautical feel: Perfect for a holiday in Nantucket or just schlepping off to the corner bakery for a muffin.

Gurkee's Neptune Rope Sandals

The Montego rope sandals are definitely nice enough to wear in public. Two bands composed of heat-welded individual ropes plus an adjustable back-strap ensures comfort, as well as ensures they won't go flying off your feet as you're running down the beach.








Gurkee's Montego Rope Sandals

Gurkee's sandals are water and chlorine-resistant, but if you do get them wet, make sure you dry them completely or else they'll smell just like wet carpet (eew). They're machine-washable, so getting them clean is quick and easy. Gurkee's rope sandals are 100 percent made in the USA, and a pair goes for less than $40. 

These rope sandals are perfect if you want to give your feet a break from your four-inch platforms, or if you're heading to the beach and would rather wear something a little more stylish and comfortable than rubber flip-flops. 

Thursday 18 November 2010

The Mind of Manolo

It is one thing to analyze what a shoe theoretically says about its wearer. It’s quite another to analyze what a shoe does to its wearer, what it literally brings out in them. For Manolo Blahnik, the man behind heels of brazen height, shoes bring a sensuousness to a woman’s walk. “Your body sways to a different kind of tempo,” he has said referring to the change his towering shoes effect on a woman’s body. Blahnik believes wholeheartedly in the innate transformative power of a good shoe.

The Spanish born heel genius was directed by Diana Vreeland back in the 1960’s to only design shoes, a prescient direction from the thenl Editor-in-Chief at American Vogue that has paid off many times over. It is advice that he still adheres to today with few exceptions.

The New York Times recently published a story by Elizabeth Hayt regarding the technology that goes into crafting shoes of such great heights. Stiletto height has been increased dramatically by Blahnik and collegues over the past few decades, although Blahnik will not make heels higher that 115 millimeters for fear of compromising “grace and femininity.”

His shoes, like others, rely upon Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene as the strong, malleable base of the shoe, a “martini glass” ring of screws at the heel, steel rods that run thoughout the shoe, and several layers of purposeful padding at each place of the foot. Such technologies make the shoes balanced, wearable, and durable.

Back in 2008, Blahnik voiced his shock over the prices that people will pay for designer shoes as well as his dismay at what it costs to create such luxe products using as crocodile. The only to turn a profit it, he attested, was to create a better shoe than his competitors with less opulent materials. It is well known that the prominence of his shoes on Sex and the City have only fanned the fire of demand for Manolos in America.

The article portrays Blahnik as a self-proclaimed tradtionalist, still designing his coveted heels himself, checking for balance with a compass and a ruler only, in contrast to the digital design software several of his counterparts have adopted. In a story in The Independent by Carola Long, Blahnik’s niece reveals that in the factory her uncle often tells giddy, imaginary stories about the women who will wear each of his shoes and the escapades they will have in them. His niece notes how his artistic mind constantly jumps all over history, cinema, art, and ideas and asks him if he ever thinks in a straight line. He replies, “Straight line, what is a straight line? I don't like them.”

He may draw inspiration from all over, but he has been wise to stick to designing shoes only as opposed to branching out to other areas and spreading himself and his team too thin. This narrow focus, enveloping creativity, and attention to the female body are surely responsible for his success.

Sunday 14 November 2010

Anouck Lepere wears...

Belgian model Anouck Lepere is classic supermodel gorgeous. I know, I know there’s no such thing as supermodels anymore. But if there were, she would be it. She’s absolutely lovely, demonstrates believable emotions and moods with her face and body, and above all she is innately glamorous. Although there is nothing old about 31, she looks remarkable younger than her age. In a spread for Marie Claire back in September, she reminisces on her time spent at university studying architecture and muses that her appreciation for the study has helped her enjoy her world travels more and stay grounded.

While I suppose there’s no point analyzing what she wears when she’s on the job, because either she didn’t pick it or she’s naked. However, it is interesting to peer into her after-hours life to see what one wears when one has seen and worn all the newest, most beautiful styles as soon as they debut. What does Anouck Lepere wear when she’s enjoying some downtown, romping around exciting cities all over the world?

In this photo Anouck struts around in Gucci Helena Cutout Boots, a shoe that has also been seen on Angelina Jolie and Karlie Kloss. Kloss was recently followed around by Vogue during Fashion’s Night Out. This is a sublime boot for transitioning from autumn to winter-- exciting enough for red carpet, edgy enough for club hopping, and versatile enough for a smattering of events in between. They are fierce without invoking Halle Berry’s Catwoman, as some unbalanced black leather boots do.

Monday 8 November 2010

Tight Situations...

The laddering of a pair of tights can truly ruin my day! There is simply nothing worse than finding the perfect outfit, enhanced with a pair of 60 denier Opaques and after strutting into the office, discovering a ladder the size of my credit card bill marking its
way further down my leg.

“Use clear nail varnish to stop the ladder spreading,” a helpful colleague suggests. Please can someone introduce me to someone who is organised enough to carry a bottle around with them, just in case a tight emergency occurs?

With the seasons focus being on tights, then perhaps I should consider purchasing my own “in case of an emergency bottle of clear polish”.

With legs like mine, which would not look out of place attached to an elephant, tights have always been a fashion-God send to me.

Never been a fan of the stocking as the suspender belt offered all sorts of complex problems, not to mention the unmentionable breeze one would get waiting at the train station!

But with tight designs coming straight off the catwalk and into the high street, it seems I can have my cake and eat it, or have my stocking and wear the tights!

Inspiration taken from Henry Holland’s designs for Pretty Polly offer the warmth and practicality of a pair of tights with the glamour and sexiness of a pair of stockings as the design incorporates both.

But if you think that design might be a bit much to rock up to the office in, a whole range of tights are just waiting to be plucked off the shelves at any number of stores. The lace design tights are huge and will offer some warmth, but beware, one snag and that pair is only destined for one place: the bin.

Coloured tights are all over the place and lift an outfit depending on which shade you opt for.

Diamond and heart tights are cute and a perfect finish to your Christmas party outfit and for anyone aiming to incorpate that 1940s feel to their legs, then the backseam tights are the ones for you.

This particular pair of tights have surely been bought out to prevent women all over the world asking their friends to marker pen a wobbly line down the back of their legs.

The best thing about purchasing a brand new pair of tights is that they are relatively inexpensive and can really change an outfit. The only thing is any respectable wearer must stay away from cats, long nails and Velcro!


Perhaps stockists should start throwing in a bottle of clear polish with every pair bought? Just a thought…

Saturday 6 November 2010

The Playful Reinvention of the Ankle Boot

Although ankle boots have never ranked high on my list, I am joining the rest of the world in falling softly in love with booties and the updated version of ankle boots that have taken to the streets and runways in droves. The real charmers are those that sneak low in the front and rise around the ankles and heel.

The reason they have one up on ankle boots is that they do not chop one’s leg off prematurely. The dip in the front allows for a flash of skin that elongates the leg. They are sexy and lovely, refined and witty. They are playful and ambitious, reminding me of dusky afternoons playing dress up in vintage clothing with my college roommates. Although traditional ankle boots are still on the market, I vote that these new ones make a marked improvement.


Those that survived the evolution of the ankle boot but are without the dip in the front are still way hotter than their predecessors. Showing up all over the world on various lovely badasses such as Gwyneth and Heidi are these cunning Christian Louboutin Loubout Ankle Boots. Check them out on Jenny McCarthy, they are low enough to bare just a bit more leg, while still being completely gorgeous and autumnal.


Case in point: I call your attention to this picture of Karolina Kurkova and Georgina Chapman which features Karolina in taller, more traditional ankle boots and Georgina in Louboutin’s updated version. Now, whose legs are actually longer? Karolina’s, of course. But whose legs look longer? That would be Georgina. I rest my case.

The Wingtip: Traditional and Defiant

Recently, The New York Times released an article stating that wingtip shoes have once again become stylish. The classic profile with expansive double arches over the toe are obviously classic and traditional, but are they now edgy, as well?

Until reading this article I had no idea how utterly complicated wingtips can be. There is an entire world and history of wingtips fans who have developed all sorts of specific terms to describe the smallest nuances, like how many tiny perforations there are in the arch.

I think the wingtip is a very clever shoe. It is simultaneously traditional and defiant. It bucks the common sloppiness of modern style. If retro-edge was a word, that would be the perfect way to describe their swing back into the good graces of popular culture.

The wingtip, or brogue, is above all a debonair shoe. It does not matter whether some nubby hipster is wearing them with his skinny jeans or if they’re spotted cozying up to the hemline of a well-tailored pant leg. The pronounced and pointy tip leads the way to articulating a refined, purposeful profile. The wingtip is no everyday, Sunday School dress shoe. It is the best friend of the gentleman, the pilot’s favorite wing man, the first crisp flush of winter wind, the clink of ice in a glass of scotch. Purchasing a pair could be the perfect way to embrace a new phase in life, guiding your footsteps in the direction of civility.

Lingering in my mind from my time in college not many years ago is the memory of a dashing Honduran with long black hair. He was cavalier and poetic. In the beginning I often spied him serenading girls with his beat-up guitar, sitting on an Indian blanket, his hair hanging long and his eyes and mouth dripping with the kind of romance only Latin men know.

Later, he became more serious about his studies and his personal style transformed slightly. He maintained a vagabond hippie air, but his hair was pulled back in a pony tail and clacking below his tapered black pants were a pointy pair of black wingtips. Back then I thought little of this interesting choice in shoes, but having watched his life take shape over the years-- he now teaches classics-- I realize his wingtips were an alarmingly accurate indicator of the new purpose he had found in life. Somewhere between crooning Spanish love songs and reading Heidegger he had discovered a new resolve, simultaneously traditional and defiant.

What Shoes Grace the Feet of Kristen Stewart?

Simple Shoes Women’s Retire: In Twilight, Kristen’s character Bella can be seen wearing these cozy, eco-friendly Simple Shoes. The soles are recycled rubber and nothing terrible went into their production, i.e. no animal products or things a vegan couldn’t eat.

Keds Champion Canvas Sneaker: The same laudable character can be seen wearing the classic lace-up sneaker made famous by Keds. Subtle costume touches like these shape Bella into a nonchalant character. Even subtle shoes say something; shoes never say nothing. Even off the set Kristen runs around in a black version.

Converse All-Stars: Because there’s no better way to say, “I don’t give a flip what you think about me. I like these shoes.” Seriously.

Brian Atwood Maniac Pumps: During a night out, Kristen adeptly chose a slender heel with a hidden platform to give her typically slouchy, sweatshirted posture a little boost.

Christian Louboutin Decolzep Pump: For a shocking counterpoint to a leather motorcycle dress in a magazine photo shoot, Kristen wore electric blue Louboutins with a metallic silver heel that completely stole the show.

Burberry Riveted Court Shoes: Paired with a spicy red mini dress from Herve Leger by Max Azria, Kristen’s studded, shiny black heels kept the outfit grounded and energetic.

Giusuppi Zanotti Satin Red Peep Toes: Another brilliant dress-up choice by Kristen that not only lends excitement to her slight frame and short dress, but the hidden platform efficiently brings her up an additional 1/2 inch.

The Verdict: Kristen Stewart’s shoe choices are pretty simple to predict. Comfy and reliable, but not sloppy, sneakers by day, and chic, sassy pumps for the red carpet. You will not see her mix the two up. You will not see her romping around in the lastest trending shoe. This is a young, mysterious-at-times woman who knows what she likes when she likes it.

Stop the Birken-Hate

Fashionistas and shoe-bloggers are prone to get way too worked up over their bitter feelings toward Birkenstocks. What gives? It is as if they feel that a day in a comfy sandal will utterly banish them from wearing snappy slingbacks and cat woman-type boots ever again. This is ludicrous. Adding a shoe to your wardrobe is simply adding a shoe to your wardrobe, i.e. you can wear a slouchy Birkenstock today and don your Manolos again tomorrow. Birken-hate seems plain insecure. And, while this may not be a universal truth for everyone, I think if Mary-Kate says it’s okay...it is okay.

Birkenstocks generally stick to the classic recipe of cork, rubber and leather. Yum! They have been adapting to their owner’s unique foot shape and stride since 1774. Besides being reputable for hundreds of years, Birkenstock is also pretty green. The cork in the soles is made from the wine industry’s left over, unused cork. Birkenstock helps ensure that no bit of harvested cork is used wastefully or thrown out. They also mindfully recycle bits of leather, latex, and other leftover materials.

House of Harlow 1960

Nicole Richie’s House of Harlow 1960 line has impressive lasting-quality. She and jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad have churned out really interesting collections since teaming up in 2008. While some shoe lovers are saying House of Harlow shoe designs are only luke-warm, my vote is that there is a special niche for them in the hearts of super cute girls who will keep the brand successful for many years to come.

Not filled with the typical fluff products produced by many celebrities, House of Harlow has a unique, vintage aesthetic that is very self-possessed. This brown leather Tessa Boot is hot. The Native American inspired tassels could have turned costume-y had it not been for the long, sexy profile of the knee-length boot. The shoes in the Fall 2010 line are rustic and earthy while maintaining every ounce of sophistication you would expect from the all-grown-up Richie. House of Harlow 1960 has accurately been defined as bohemian-chic from sources everywhere.

And who has been spotted running around in House of Harlow gear? Well, obviously Richie wears it constantly. And Kim Kardashian because has/wears everything cool ever made. While moseying around the internet I discovered a clan of fairy-type people who love her flats. Also, Miley Cyrus , Claudia Schiffer, Lindsay Lohan, and Christian Aguilera. Who could be wearing House of Harlow 1960? Well, I could. And you could, because her shoes fall in the $100-$350 range.